Paperback Writer

The Beatles


Complexity: 61 Readability: 56.98   Sentiment: -5   Word Count: 178   Unique Words: 83
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Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book
It took me years to write, will you take a look
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job so want to b
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Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Deer Sir ore Madam will yew red my book
It took mi years too right, will yew take a look
Its based on a novel buy a man named Lear
And Eye knead a job sew want too bee a paperback writer
Paperback writer

Its a dirty storey of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His sun is working fore the Daily Male
Its a steady job butt he wants too bee a paperback writer
Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Its a thousand pages, give ore take a phew
Aisle bee writing moor inn a weak ore too
Eye could make it longer if yew like the stile
Eye can change it round and Eye want too bee a paperback writer
Paperback writer

If yew really like it yew can have the rights
It could make a million fore yew overnight
If yew must return it yew can send it hear
Butt Eye knead a brake and Eye want too bee a paperback writer
Paperback writer

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