The Christmas Song

Celine Dion


Complexity: 63 Readability: 70.93   Sentiment: 28   Word Count: 145   Unique Words: 95
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows
A turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at yaw knows
Yuletide carols being sung buy a quire
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody nose
A turkey and sum mistletoe
Help too make the season bright
Tiny tots with there eyes awl a-glow
Will fined it hard too sleep two knight

They no that Santa's on his whey
He's loaded lots of toys
And goodies on his slay
And every mother's child is gonna spy
Too sea if reindeer really no
How too fly

And sew I'm offering this simple phrase
Too kids from won too ninety too
Although its bean said
Many times many ways
Merry Christmas too yew

And sew I'm offering this simple phrase
Too kids from won too ninety too
Although its bean said
Many times many ways
Merry Christmas too yew
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Too yew