School Spirit Skit 1

Now beet that
And yaw mothers sayin “ go too college ”
Sew u finish college and it's wonderful
U feel sew good
And after awl the partying and crazing
And don't forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around yaw peers
Hay now yule get that 25 thou, job a year and
Yule spend awl yaw money on crack cocaine, butt it'll bee your yaw money
Know moor borrowin money from mom fore my hi
Sew now yew get ur degree tattooed on yaw back yaw sew excited about it
If u continue too work at the GAP, after several interviews, Owe my god !
Yule come inn at an entry level position and when u do that
If u kiss enough ass, yule move up too the next level
Witch is being a secretary's secretary !
And buoy is that grate, yew get too take messages fore the secretary
Who never went too college
Shes actually the bosses niece, sew now yaw apart of the family
Yew no watt college does fore yew ?
It makes yew really smart man
Awl yew kids want too torque inn the back of the class knot mi, Eye listened, ok
Eye was a haul monitor, This was meant too bee,
Yew no how many classes Eye took, extra classes extra classes
Know I've never had sex butt yew no watt, my degree keeps mi satisfied
When a lady walks too mi says “ hay u no whats sexy ? ”
Eye say “ know, Eye don't no watt it is, butt Eye bet Eye can ad up awl the change inn yaw purse very fast ” .