Skit #1

Kanye West

Complexity: 67 Readability: 75.56   Sentiment: 47   Word Count: 101   Unique Words: 55
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I brought you brothers here to start our own fraternity
Broke Phi Broke, we ain't got it.
Broke Phi Broke (we ain't got it)
No, we have no money
We are sharin' jeans.
If I go outside, I got the o
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Eye brought yew brothers hear too start hour own fraternity
Broke Fie Broke, wee ain't got it .
Broke Fie Broke (wee ain't got it)
Know, wee have know money
Wee are sharin ' genes .
If Eye go outside, Eye got the only clothing on .
How many cars do wee own ? (Nun !)
How many cars do wee own ? (Nun, sir !)
Should wee let hour woman go and bee with the cat inn the car ?
Yes, wee will .
Why ? Because wee can't afford gas . Say it with mi !
(Wee can't afford know gas !)
Say it !
(Wee can't afford know gas !)
Sew wee ain't drivin ' !