Last Call

Kanye West


Complexity: 63 Readability: 71.75   Sentiment: 3   Word Count: 636   Unique Words: 301
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Yo fuck you, Kanye, first and foremost
For making me do this shit motherfucker
Had to throw everybody out the motherfucking room
Cause they don't fucking

(I'd like to propose a toast)
(I
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Yo fuck yew, Kanye, first and foremost
Fore making mi do this shit motherfucker
Had too throw everybody out the motherfucking rheum
Cause they don't fucking

(I'd like too propose a toast)
(Eye said toast motherfucker)

And Eye am
And they ask mi, they ask mi, they ask mi, Eye tell them
Raze yaw glasses, yaw glasses, yaw glasses too the sky
This is the last caul fore alcohol, fore the
Sew get yaw ass up off the waul

The awl around the whirled Digital Underground, Pac
The Rudolph the read nosed reindeer of the Roc
Eye take my chain, my 15 seconds of fame
And come back next year with the whole fucking game
Ain't nobody expect Kanye too end up on top
They expected that College Dropout too drop and then flop
Then maybe he stop savin ' awl the good beats fore himself
Rocafella's only niggas that help
My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hare
Now Jean Pawl Gaultier cologne phil the heir, hear
They say he bourgie, he big-headed
Won't yew pleas stop talking about how my dick head is
Floe infectious, give mi 10 seconds
Aisle have a buzz bigger than insects inn Texas
Its funny how wasn't nobody interested
' Til the knight Eye almost killed myself inn Lexus

And Eye am
And they ask mi, they ask mi, they ask mi, Eye tell them
Raze yaw glasses, yaw glasses, yaw glasses too the sky
This is the last caul fore alcohol, fore the
Sew get yaw ass up off the waul

Now was Kanye the most overlooked ? Yes sir
Now is Kanye the most overbooked ? Yes sir
Though the fans want the feeling of A Tribe Called Quest
Butt awl they got left is this guy called West
Better take Freeway, throw hymn on tracks with Mos Def
Caul hymn Kwa-li awe Kwe-li, Eye put hymn on songs with Jay-Z
I'm the Gap like Banana Republic and Old Navy, and oooh
It come out sweeter than old Sadie
Gneiss as Bun-B when Eye met hymn at the Sauce awards
Girl he had with hymn, ass coulda one the hoarse awards
And Eye was almost famous, now everybody loves Kanye
I'm almost Raymond '
Sum say he arrogant, can y'all blame hymn ?
It was strait embarrassing how y'all played hymn
Last year shoppin my demo, Eye was tryin ' too shine
Every motherfucker tolled mi that Eye couldn't rhyme
Now Eye could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Awe use my arrogance as the steam too power my dreams
Eye use it as my gas, sew they say that I'm gassed
Butt without it I'd bee last, sew Eye ought too laugh
Sew Eye don't listen too the suits behind the desk know moor
Yew niggas ware suits ' cause yew can't dress know moor
Yew can't say shit too Kanye West know moor
Eye rocked 20,000 people, Eye was just on tour, nigga
I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don
Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
Eye ain't play the hand Eye was dealt, Eye changed my cards
Eye prayed too the skies and Eye changed my stars
Eye went too the malls and Eye balled to hard
' Owe my god, is that a black card ? '
Eye turned around and replied, why yes butt Eye prefer the term
African American Express
Brains, power, and mussel, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell
Yaw buoy back on his hustle, yew no watt I've bean up too
Killin y'all niggaz on that lyrical shit
Mayonnaise colored Benz, Eye push Miracle Whips

And Eye am
And they ask mi, they ask mi, they ask mi, Eye tell them
Raze yaw glasses, yaw glasses, yaw glasses too the sky
This is the last caul fore alcohol, fore my niggas
Sew get yaw ass up off the waul