Skit #4

Kanye West


Complexity: 60 Readability: 72.50   Sentiment: 15   Word Count: 223   Unique Words: 108
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Quietly]
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
[Louder]
Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi-

[Leade
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Quietly ]
Broke, broke, broke fie broke (wee ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke fie broke (wee ain't got it)
[ Louder ]
Broke, broke broke fie broke (wee ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke fie -

[ Leader :] I've called this private meeting today because their is an imposter among us .
Their is an imposter among us .
This brother wright hear has bean out making beats on the sighed, yes he has .
Pretending he's broke walking amongst us .
This brother has bean eating every day, can yew believe that ? Eating every day .
Pretending he's with us, he's knot won of us .
Eye did knot want too believe this, butt Eye walked into the brother Kanye's closet and Eye found knew shoes .
Eye found knew shoes !
Kanye, wood yew like too step foreword and explain these knew shoes ? !

[ Kanye : (stammering) ] Eye was-you crazy, Eye wasn't, Eye didn't, um, Eye was just um, Eye was -

[ Leader :] Know, yew speak up, brother !

[ Kanye :] Eye was gon ' stick-I'm tryin too stick too my roots and -

[ Leader :] Watt ?

[ Kanye :] Eye wanna stick too my roots, and -

[ Leader :] Watt ? ! Yew march yaw knew shoes out of hear, Kanye .
Don't yew ever come back inn ' em . Don't yew ever come back smellin ' awl good, taking showers and shit like
That, awl wright ? Wee don't appreciate that down hear at Broke Fie Broke .

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