Rocky Racoon

Now somewhere inn the black mountain hills of Dakota
They're lived a young buoy named Rocky Raccoon
And won day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky inn the aye, Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that buoy
Sew won day he walked into town
Booked himself a rheum inn the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon checked into his rheum
Only too fined Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
Too shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
Buy stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
Butt everyone new her as Nancy

Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Whirr inn the next rheum at the ho down
Rocky burst inn and grinning a grin
He said Danny buoy this is a showdown
Butt Daniel was hot - he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed inn the corner

Now the doctor came inn stinking of gin
And proceeded too lye on the table
He said Rocky yew met yaw match
And Rocky said, doc its only a scratch
And Aisle bee better, Aisle bee better doc as soon as Eye am able

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back inn his rheum
Only too fined Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it know doubt
Too help with good Rocky's revival