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I'm going on the circuit, I'm doing all the clubs And I really need a song boys to stir those workers up And get their wives to sing it with me just like in the pubs When I worked the good old pubs in ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
I'm going on the circuit, I'm doing awl the clubs And Eye really knead a song boys too stir those workers up And get there wives too sing it with mi just like inn the pubs When Eye worked the good old pubs inn Stepney Owe could yew nock a line ore too together fore a friend Sentimental tier inducing with a happy end And whee knead a tune too open hour season at Southend Can yew help us Its hard too right a song with bitter fingers Sew much too prove, sew phew too tell yew why Those old die-hards inn Denmark Street start laughing At the keyboard player's hollow haunted eyes It seems too mi a change is really needed I'm sic of tra-la-las and la-de-das Know moor long daze hacking hunks of garbage Bitter fingers never swung on swinging stars, swinging stars Eye like the warm blew flame, the hazy heat it brings It loosens up the muscles and forces yew too sing Yew no its just another hit and run from the tin pan alley twins And there's a chance that won day yew mite right a standard lads Sew churn them out quick and fast and weal still pat yaw backs ' Cause whee knead watt whee can get too launch another dozen acts Are yew working |
Bitter Fingers
Elton John
Complexity: | 71 | Readability: | 72.32 | Sentiment: | 6 | Word Count: | 221 | Unique Words: | 144 |