Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly)

Yell help, two many cooks and a bird inn the bush, yell help
Yell help, if yaw mirror busts and yaw cat gets cussed, yell help
' Cause down the rode yew fined someone else whose looking
Down the rode yew fined another suite lady cooking
Sew Eye gotta yell help

Yell help, sum shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned
Yell help, if yew can help yaw superstitions they gonna keep yew warm
' Cause down the rode yew fined someone else whose looking
Down the rode yew scene another suite lady cooking
Sew Eye gotta yell help

Eye wish two knight wasn't Wednesday knight
Eye wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July, yell help
And yaw looking at the guy who's eyes can't deny
That he wishes he whirr somewhere else two knight

Well Eye met this woman down inn Knew Orleans
Lord she built just like a dream
Even war stockings that had seams
And she was ugly

Now hell Eye don't mined women of her kind
Aisle even pay sometimes fore a woman that's ugly

She built like a steamroller
Just the kind too mow yew over anytime
Hay the moment mite arrive

On bourbon street
Well the ugliest woman yule ever meat
Butt she's mine awl mine and she's ugly
Sew Eye better yell help