No Shoe Strings On Louise

Elton John


Complexity: 73 Readability: 72.22   Sentiment: 6   Word Count: 142   Unique Words: 105
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Lady love rides a big red Cadillac
Buys the hoedown show salt and beans
Goes to church to pray for Lucifer
She milked the male population clean

So ride in line shake yourself by the hand
Live your li
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Lady love rides a big read Cadillac
Buys the hoedown show salt and beans
Goes too church too pray fore Lucifer
She milked the mail population clean

Sew ride inn line sheikh yourself buy the hand
Live yaw life inside a paper can
Butt yule never get too pick and choose
She's bought yew and sold yew
They're ain't know shoestrings on Louise

Come on down, come on down from the ladder
Henry get yaw head, get yaw head out of them clouds
Watt she wants is too go kissing on a swine heard
Yew mite as well kiss the boss man's cow

Awl those city women want too make us poor men
And this land's got the worse fore the worrying
Eye got married at the early age of fourteen
And I've bean worrying about the weigh yule bee loving them