My Funny Valentine

Linda Ronstadt


Complexity: 75 Readability: 70.59   Sentiment: 10   Word Count: 110   Unique Words: 80
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Behold the way our fine feathered friend
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not my dim-witted friend
The picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou
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Behold the whey hour fine feathered friend
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest knot my dim-witted friend
The picture thou hast maid
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hare
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere
And slightly dopey gent
Your my funny valentine
Suite comic valentine
Yew make mi smile with my hart
Yaw looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Still your my favorite work of art
Is yaw figure less than Greek
Is yaw mouth a little week
When yew open it too speak
Are yew smart
Don't change a hare fore mi
Knot if yew care fore mi
Stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day