Lyrical: Complexity Analysis of Pop Songs

Original Lyrics	Munged Lyrics
If you go, they'll say you're following If you don't, then you're too good for them If you smile, you must be ignorant If you don't, what's your problem If you're down, so ungrateful And if ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]	If yew go, they'll say your following If yew don't, then your to good fore them If yew smile, yew must bee ignorant If yew don't, what's yaw problem If your down, sew ungrateful And if your happy, why sew selfish ? Yew can't win know, yew can't win know [ Chorus ] The won who doesn't quite fit inn Under dressed under yaw skin Owe a walking disaster Every thyme yew try too fly yew end up fallin ' Out of line Owe yew can't, yew can't win know If your thin, caul it a walkin ' disease If your knot, their awl screamin ' obese If your strait, why aunt yew married yet ? If your gay, why aunt yew waving a flag ? If its wrong, yule never hit If its wright, yule always miss Yew can't win, know yew can't win know [ Chorus ] And yew try yew try sew hard Butt Eye swear it on yaw hart And yew play yew play the game Butt yew pay yew pay fore it Yew can't win know, yew can't win know If yew speak, yule only piss them off If yew don't, your another robot If yew stop, they'll just say yew quit If yew don't, yew mite lose yaw shh Yew can't win know, yew can't win know Yew can't win know [ Chorus ] Eye can't win [ Chorus ]

Original Lyrics

Munged Lyrics

If you go, they'll say you're following
If you don't, then you're too good for them
If you smile, you must be ignorant
If you don't, what's your problem
If you're down, so ungrateful
And if
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]

If yew go, they'll say your following
If yew don't, then your to good fore them
If yew smile, yew must bee ignorant
If yew don't, what's yaw problem
If your down, sew ungrateful
And if your happy, why sew selfish ?
Yew can't win know, yew can't win know

[ Chorus ]
The won who doesn't quite fit inn
Under dressed under yaw skin
Owe a walking disaster
Every thyme yew try too fly yew end up fallin '
Out of line
Owe yew can't, yew can't win know

If your thin, caul it a walkin ' disease
If your knot, their awl screamin ' obese
If your strait, why aunt yew married yet ?
If your gay, why aunt yew waving a flag ?
If its wrong, yule never hit
If its wright, yule always miss
Yew can't win, know yew can't win know

[ Chorus ]

And yew try yew try sew hard
Butt Eye swear it on yaw hart
And yew play yew play the game
Butt yew pay yew pay fore it
Yew can't win know, yew can't win know

If yew speak, yule only piss them off
If yew don't, your another robot
If yew stop, they'll just say yew quit
If yew don't, yew mite lose yaw shh
Yew can't win know, yew can't win know
Yew can't win know

[ Chorus ]

Eye can't win

[ Chorus ]

You Can't Win

Kelly Clarkson